Sure, our Facebook walls were inundated with Kanye reproach, and surely our phones' buzzed with Twitter updates condemning someone we'll never meet. But amid all the hubbub of Kanye's most recent cultural offense lies something much deeper...
The most convincing proof of intelligent life outside this planet: the crop circles miraculously and meticulously placed atop of Mr. West's head.
Kanye West: "Make me look like this, SuperCuts!"
Who put them there? How did they get there? What do they mean? Why was he chosen?
Only in time can we hopefully understand these and many more questions posed by this phenomenon.
In the meantime, keep buying his albums, dancing at the club, and feigning indignation. I know I'll be right there with you.
- Mr. Nobody